When guys are easy to mess with…
Him:I’ll take control then
Me:Show it, do it, prove it, whateverrr
Him:If you’re actually down with it, ill show you thenn haha
Me:What’s ‘it’?
Him:Like, doing stuff
Me:Like knitting? Cuz that’s a total turn on……
How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial
Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
OMG I'M DYING
fall in love or fall in hate get inspired or be depressed. Ace a test or flunk a class. Make babies or make art. Speak the truth or lie and cheat. Dance on tables or sit in the corner. Life is divine chaos. Embrace it. Forgive yourself. Breath and enjoy the ride.
